Showing posts with label Rambo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rambo. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

John Rambo (Rambo IV) trailer

This is it. The moment you have been waiting for since 1989. A first exclusive look into the trailer for John Rambo, aka "Rambo IV".

******WARNING!! This video is VERY violent. Filled with plenty of blood and gore. Watch at your own risk******

John Rambo Trailer




Take part Rambo. part Road House, part Wizard Knife Fight, and you get John Rambo. I am excited about this. Eat your heart out Indiana Jones IV, John Rambo is coming for you in May of 2008.

<Chandler, bringing this trailer to my attention may be the single greatest display of friendship you have ever shown me. From the decapitation to the gasoline covered exploding boat, it was wonderful. And who doesn't love Julie Benz? Oh, the added Bonus of Julie Benz. From my heart, I thank you; and I now have a reason to look forward to the movies after Transformers. You've made this old man very happy. I hope blessings befall you.

Monday, April 2, 2007

Rambo IV aka "John Rambo"

Okay, so the movie is a go, the title changed to reflect the recent "Rocky Balboa" success, and everyone is stoked right? Right. Okay, so now that's out of the way, lets get to the plot. Rambo is quietly minding his own business when some missionaries get captured by Burmese militants. That's right. Christians. Not His friend, Not Him, Not POWs, but men and women of the Lord. Rambo gets help from 5 Soldiers of Fortune who all have varying personalities which range from viewing Rambo as a hero, to hotshot gun for hire. This will be the must see movie for 2008, along with another "IV", Indiana Jones IV, which is slated to go head-to-head with John Rambo in May of 2008. Also, Stallone has had to "bulk up" some more for this one, since Rambo is stronger than Rocky. Here are some screenshots.





All 6 stills can be found here. I kinda want to go watch the first 3 now. Who's with me?

-Chris-

Anything with Sam elliot in it has got to be good, well except maybe Ghost Rider... and Hulk. I'm wondering if Stalone is going to go for a nostalgic 80's action flic or for an updated look A la Live Free Die Hard. I think a Rambo Marathon sounds good.


RAMBO Resuces MISSIONARIES!!!! Ha ha ha ha!!! That might be the most insane ploy by Hollywood to get Christians in the theater. They just got me! I am really hoping that the missionaries have tons of one-liners like:

1) Missionary has gun to Terrorist's head.
Terrorist: "What about mercy?"
Missionary: "God might show you mercy" SHOOTS TERRORIST IN THE HEAD "I'm just sending you to meet him."

2) Missionary dunking a guy and drowing a guy saying, "I now baptize you in the name of death!"

3) Missionary and a terrorist hanging from a ledge, and the missionary kicks the terrorist saying, "When you get to hell--" knocks terrorist off "Tell Satan I sent you."

This could be the most ridiculous movie ever.